This website will commence taking over our lives in the very impending future — as we attempt to make it aesthetically pleasing; post regular blog rants about who’s not doing their dishes; house portraits of us dressed in various dumpstered outfits; beautiful vegan desserts that Maddie bakes; scan in more old show flyers; and generally waste valuable time doodling on the internet so you can in turn waste more time on the internet. Capish?